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The Most Awesome Mayor of Ustomondul by kruggsmash The Most Awesome Mayor of Ustomondul by kruggsmash
Just a story of something that happened to me in the game Dwarf Fortress. Listen..the game takes a LOAD of patience to learn but it is, without a doubt the most creativity inducing video game I've ever played. If you see yourself as a creative person and you like video games then you owe it to yourself to learn this game. There are so many useful videos on youtube and theres the dwarf fortress wiki as well to help you get started. Totally worth it!
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SajuukkuujaS Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015
Some stories can only be written by real life.
And some, very few stories... can only be written by Dwarf Fortress. xD

I shall never forget the day when my legendary Military Commander got killed because a silk thong dropped down the stairs. Caving his skull in.

Really fun comic there.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015
rofl, that silk thong..so good.
    thanks for the compliment brah.
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mate888 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
Oncem while managing a community fort, the fortress was divided in two: the eastern part of the fort being inhabited by all the normal dwarves, a million crundles and a goblin archer called Smuntsu that was walled in the ex mayor's office (we called him the minister of agriculture). And the western part, inhabited by a millenia-old vampire lord who singlehandedly took down a siege of 60 goblins and 42 trolls. The fort was divided by a wall and the only way to enter the western half was trought a bridge, a wall and several locked doors.

Eventually, two kobold thiefs managed to lockpick their way into the western fort. They got well inside the fort before being found by the bloodsucker. The two kobolds ran into a room that used to be a dormitory, when the vampire entered that room, I forbidden the doors to the room and left the vampire locked inside, allowing me to reclaim the fort and to throw the ceiling over the vampire's head.
Do you know what the best part is?
One of the little kobolds managed to dodge the vampire and run back to his tribe with some scratches, a gold ring and a hell of a story to tell.
Gotta love DF.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
ha! now thats comic-worthy! Do it up bro!
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:iconmate888:
mate888 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
I guess I would try to. I'll need to see if my scanner gets fixed someday. (Also, I lack any knowledge about any programs to draw digitally).
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
ms paint!
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:iconkruggsmash:
kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
ms paint! do it!
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:iconmate888:
mate888 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Eh, I guess my mouse control isn't that bad
Paint Dorf by me
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:iconkruggsmash:
kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
hey s'rockin' bro. See, you got it..can only get better from here!
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:iconmate888:
mate888 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Hm... Okay... Let's see if my mouse + mouse pad control can be trustworthy.
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LemonyLime Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Just discovered that my mayor is a vampire... honestly considering just letting him be. lol
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
do it! He will lead you to glory!
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
and cheese
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Philipp-Steinhaus Featured By Owner Edited Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vampires.
The body of a dwarf crossed with the survival abilities of a sea sponge possessed by Hannibal...

I once imprisoned a vampire inside of a high, thin tower, far away from everything and preparing everything so I could flood my entire water system with his blood...
He managed to become mayor too xD
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
Yeah, Ive heard that because they are alive so long that their social skills are very well developed and they tend to get a lot of friend easily who in turn vote for him  or her as mayor....awesome!
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Anyway vampire accountents.
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
how long did ustondel last or did you get bored and left it to rot in the legends?
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
at the time it was my longest-lived fort at about 12 years. No signs of stopping
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
And your longest lived fort?
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:iconkruggsmash:
kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
up in its 20s..maybe 30s. Hogswamp
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
..mabye you do art..
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
So you abandoned?
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
yeap
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moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Wonder how long your adventurers last.
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:iconkruggsmash:
kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
completely random really
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:iconmoonsaber56:
moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
...huh
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InfernalDalek Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Aren't Goblins at peace with nature? Creating 'Rancor Pits' was something I was always fond of until I discovered that goblins thrown in would peacefully mingle with monsters....
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
the croc is just doing his thing, the goblins would all drown. Thats why the trolls got along with the crocs though.
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Rasteroid Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
New mayor! Let's elect that goblin spearman!
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Absolutely!
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cmoreland Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing. The 5th from last panel had me in fits. Thank you for your work sir! Love DF!
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
His glory is truly overwhelming isn't it? Thanks much!
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bobdd0 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
My sides have rocketed off into the stratosphere frined. this is an utterly hilarious rendition!!
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
thanks so much :D I truly appreciate it!
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UncleMayonnaise Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Holy fuckin' awesome, Krugg! This is one of the best things I've ever seen. YUSSSSSS
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
thanks very much mr. mayonnaise :)
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SeveringP1E Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
This is the best thing ever.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
thanks :)
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LolwutV Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Though, I'm kinda surprised that he died in the hand of a mere goblin spearman.
I mean, he beats trolls, crocodiles for years.

Did sunlight cause that much damage to him?
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Honestly I have no idea what happened there. It wasn't really a constant battle like I had depicted in the comic. Everyone would just kinda swim around at random and if he bumped into something he would hack at them and they would both continue on. He DID manage to kill quite a few of them like this though.

Nope, dwarven vampires aren't affected by the sun
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merkaboom Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
awesome story, though in general, all of your comics are great, this one s no exception, though i was wondering if you were going to continue the holy shovels series.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
maybe one day, I can't really say for sure. It doesn't seem like theres a ton of demand for it even
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merkaboom Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
maybe its because the awesomeness of it destroyed the brains of the less devoted followers of the series >.> but anyways, so long as you play dwarf fortress in order to conjure up stories like this, your ability to be legendary will never drop in my eyes.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
*sniff* Its not a tear dammit! *sniff*...thanks merkabloom:)
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merkaboom Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
just putting praise where it's due =)
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Daroslawow Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the best presented DF story I've ever seen! Funny as hell!
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
thanks much :)
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J4B Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah, what a brilliant way of telling the story.
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kruggsmash Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
thanks  much :D
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Namkob Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How anticlimactic. And hilarious.
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